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skipped all the fine print, signed on the dotted line. easiest decision

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Love it. I suspect in the teen years I’ll see my job approval rating dip below the curve as I transition from “daddy” to “dad” to “ugh, dad”

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😂 Loved this!

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This was fun. Amazing.

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Mar 8Liked by Kevin Maguire

So good! As someone who may be interviewing for this position, this is exactly what I needed to read right now. Thank you!

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One month into this dream job, I wonder if it's a dream job because I don't have time for any other dreams, or if I've forgotten my past life and its dreams and aspirations, or - brb I think I heard him cry!

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Clearly stated and pointedly funny. Should be required reading in first-year seminars.

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I have three projects going currently with the one having just kicked off two weeks ago. My counterpart is wanting me to take on another project in two years. How do I explain to her that I may not have the capacity for more work?

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Does this job come with tenure?

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Is there a probationary period….?🥲

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Incredible! “The role is intense and demanding, so it may be surprising to learn that zero experience or previous training is required” 😂

Are there annual performance reviews for this job?

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Those stats are right on. Hilarious

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