One month into this dream job, I wonder if it's a dream job because I don't have time for any other dreams, or if I've forgotten my past life and its dreams and aspirations, or - brb I think I heard him cry!
I have three projects going currently with the one having just kicked off two weeks ago. My counterpart is wanting me to take on another project in two years. How do I explain to her that I may not have the capacity for more work?
skipped all the fine print, signed on the dotted line. easiest decision
Love it. I suspect in the teen years I’ll see my job approval rating dip below the curve as I transition from “daddy” to “dad” to “ugh, dad”
😂 Loved this!
This was fun. Amazing.
So good! As someone who may be interviewing for this position, this is exactly what I needed to read right now. Thank you!
One month into this dream job, I wonder if it's a dream job because I don't have time for any other dreams, or if I've forgotten my past life and its dreams and aspirations, or - brb I think I heard him cry!
lol I felt all of this
Clearly stated and pointedly funny. Should be required reading in first-year seminars.
I have three projects going currently with the one having just kicked off two weeks ago. My counterpart is wanting me to take on another project in two years. How do I explain to her that I may not have the capacity for more work?
I think you need to take it up with your union
Does this job come with tenure?
Is there a probationary period….?🥲
Nope! Once you’re in, that’s it!
Incredible! “The role is intense and demanding, so it may be surprising to learn that zero experience or previous training is required” 😂
Are there annual performance reviews for this job?
Daily performance reviews from your direct reports who tell you “this food is YUCKY”
Those stats are right on. Hilarious