Now Hiring: Modern Father

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Here at Parenthood Inc. we’re excited to add to our ever-growing network of more than 3.7 billion employees worldwide. Successful applicants will be required to start their new role sometime during the next nine months—whether they feel ready or not. They will be required to continue in this role for at least 18 years, if not lo…