Open thead: Health and Fitness

Dangerous depictions of dad bod contained within. You have been warned.

Some things take a hit when you become a dad. A fitness regime is a predictable casualty. When you start to care for an entirely new body—super cute, incredibly defenceless, comes with complete and entire dependence, available whilst stocks last—your own figure becomes less of a pressing concern.

And you know what doesn’t help? Knowing this is happening…