Over the last few months, my son has fallen truly, madly, and deeply, head‑over‑heels in love.
The object of his affection? A seventeen‑year‑old boy who goes to a local school. His name? Lamine Yamal: arguably the most exciting footballer in the world today, and odds‑on favourite to win the 2025 Ballon d'Or, which will crown him this season’s best playe…