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We’ve crossed into summer holiday territory. Weekend rules are in full effect, Monday through Sunday. That means if the kids get up at a reasonable time—a shifting definition, but generally anytime after 7 am— they can head into the living room and watch TV.
I use “watch TV” loosely. We hav…