A Parenting Away Game

Just one day out of life ... it would be so nice (A TNF Remaster™️)

Illustration by Tony Johnson

“No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.”
– Elbert Hubbard

Expectant parents soon tire of one constant refrain: "Everything changes when you have kids."

It's normally followed up with proof points: a fresh perspective on what matters in life, a "temporary" halting of your sleep schedule, or the metaphori…